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脑移植 A Brain Transplant
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."
  The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
  The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused."
  一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。
  “你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。”医生告诉病人,“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元,一个政治家的大脑10000美元。
  病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别,“政治家的大脑好一些吗?”他问。
  医生说:“不是好一些,只是没有用过。”

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