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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗？”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”

• The Feeling Is Mutual心照不宣
• Just Ask the Boss老板最大
• The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter多功能苍蝇拍
• Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈
• The boy and the snails 男孩和蜗牛
• The Use of a Handsaw
• Another 40 Years to live
• One Side of the Case 一面之辞
• The Three Stages of Man男性成长三阶段
• The Name of a Poet
• Now I have two skunks in there
• All Except the Music除了音乐
• The Choice of Word选词
• Whose father was the stronger
• sells the candy
• there's only ONE policeman
• I Taught the Teacher 我教老师
• Who Should be Given the Present
• The doctor lives downstairs医生住在楼下
• 疯人院 The Looney Bin
• Where is the father?父亲在哪儿？
• The Doctor Knows Better
• The Cemetery Shortcut为抄近路走墓地
• 迟到的原因The Reason of Being Late
• The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
• the woman who loves you most?
• The Nice Wedding Gift
• The Fish Net
• The teacher cried 老师哭了
• Neither 都不是
• The King's Brother 国王的兄弟
• 保证没走错To be on the Safe Side
• What are the Two Words?
• the important of a second language
• The New Teacher
• 兄弟俩的对话 Where is the father?
• Goethe's ToleranceGoe
• The Use of a Handsaw
• there's only ONE policeman
• Where's the father? 父亲在哪？