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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
走到墓地中央时，他们被从迷雾中传来的“答、答、答”声惊吓到了。
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
正当两人害怕得浑身颤抖时，他们看到是个老头拿着铁锤和凿子，在一块墓石上凿着什么。
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口气说，“你把我们吓得半死啊，我们还以为遇上鬼了呢！那么晚了你在这里做什么？”
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
“那帮白痴！”老头抱怨道，“他们把我名字拼错啦！”

• The Feeling Is Mutual心照不宣
• Just Ask the Boss老板最大
• The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter多功能苍蝇拍
• Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈
• The boy and the snails 男孩和蜗牛
• The Use of a Handsaw
• Another 40 Years to live
• The Monkey
• A maintenance man in a cemetery
• One Side of the Case 一面之辞
• The Three Stages of Man男性成长三阶段
• The Name of a Poet
• Now I have two skunks in there
• All Except the Music除了音乐
• The Choice of Word选词
• Whose father was the stronger
• sells the candy
• there's only ONE policeman
• I Taught the Teacher 我教老师
• Who Should be Given the Present
• The doctor lives downstairs医生住在楼下
• 墓地里过夜
• 疯人院 The Looney Bin
• Where is the father?父亲在哪儿？
• The Doctor Knows Better
• 墓地约会
• 迟到的原因The Reason of Being Late
• The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
• the woman who loves you most?
• The Nice Wedding Gift
• The Fish Net
• The teacher cried 老师哭了
• Neither 都不是
• The King's Brother 国王的兄弟
• 保证没走错To be on the Safe Side
• What are the Two Words?
• the important of a second language
• The New Teacher
• 兄弟俩的对话 Where is the father?
• Goethe's ToleranceGoe