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The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter
(Originally in English)
A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw
that some tea had already been made by her
15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the
daughter, "Did you use the tea strainer?"
Because in England they use chopped tea leaves to
make tea, and you have to use a tea strainer to
strain out the tea leaves, and then drink only the liquid.
And the daughter said, "Yes, mother, I did filter the
tea leaves. But I couldn't find the tea strainer,
so I used the fly swatter." The mother said, "Oh!
My God! Why did you do that? You shouldn't have
done that!" And the daughter said, "Oh mother,
don't panic. It's just an old one. I didn't use the new one."
多功能苍蝇拍
母亲购物回来，想喝点茶，发现她15岁的女儿已经泡好茶了，
就问女儿：‘你用滤茶器了吗？’因为英国人用碎茶叶来泡茶，
所以要用滤茶器过滤出茶水来喝。女儿回答：‘妈，我有过滤，
但因为找不到滤茶器，所以就用苍蝇拍来过滤。’母亲听了就说：
‘噢！怎么搞的，你不能这样做啦！’女儿回答：‘妈，你不要紧张，
我只是用那支旧的苍蝇拍，没有用新的那支！’

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• Just Ask the Boss老板最大
• Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈
• The boy and the snails 男孩和蜗牛
• The Use of a Handsaw
• Another 40 Years to live
• The Monkey
• One Side of the Case 一面之辞
• The Three Stages of Man男性成长三阶段
• The Name of a Poet
• Now I have two skunks in there
• All Except the Music除了音乐
• The Choice of Word选词
• Whose father was the stronger
• sells the candy
• there's only ONE policeman
• I Taught the Teacher 我教老师
• Who Should be Given the Present
• The doctor lives downstairs医生住在楼下
• 疯人院 The Looney Bin
• Where is the father?父亲在哪儿？
• The Doctor Knows Better
• The Cemetery Shortcut为抄近路走墓地
• 迟到的原因The Reason of Being Late
• The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
• the woman who loves you most?
• The Nice Wedding Gift
• The Fish Net
• The teacher cried 老师哭了
• Neither 都不是
• The King's Brother 国王的兄弟
• 保证没走错To be on the Safe Side
• What are the Two Words?
• the important of a second language
• The New Teacher
• 兄弟俩的对话 Where is the father?
• Goethe's ToleranceGoe
• The Use of a Handsaw
• there's only ONE policeman
• Where's the father? 父亲在哪？